The contraptions of evil

Well, hello once again sportsfans. Tonight is totally gay, i'm riding solo, and i'm hungry as all motha fuckin get out. The shenkster lucked out and dipped only 8 whole minutes after she arrived. So i'm here waiting for the last 4 cake eaters to show up and then my food........ Thats a whole different tale to tell. Yesterday was the schiz-nizzled-bam-dizzle i got off early and ate god to death, then i got some beers in me and cooled out for half the night. All the way around it kicked ass. When i get outta here tonight i hope to hang out tough with my lady and get my grub on again. The german freindly is tonight, so naturally all these goofy dressed dudes are moping around this piece not speaking to any one who doesn't look as rich as they may, and leaving there drinks out in the open and sometimes even spilling them. Rich folks...... dam. Any how the highlight of the day so far was the big fall, two chicks one bag one fall, to asses in the air!!!! I wish i could've recorded it and put a play by play on here for you non-reading assed onry hoe bags. The dude just got back with the light, i'm gonna go burn a square, ya'll be easy, big shouts to the gun man, who i found out is under the weather, holla. Nikia Jone$ out.